Sunday, September 25, 2016

Cock Bite

I met a new friend a few weeks ago and he appeared at once to be the responsible, intellectual, compassionate type of person that I enjoy spending time with. We spent the day together working, walking and soaking up the late summer sun. We spoke of social issues, economic ones and of course politics. When the topic of our current lying, thieving, cheating pawn of a Governor came up, I referred to him as Cockbite. Anyone who has ever zipped their genitals into their pants zipper knows the exquisite pain involved in just pinching those parts a little bit, so an actual bite would probably dwarf the pain involved by many orders of magnitude. Bob, my new found friend, had never heard that combination of words used to describe a person, but he whole-heartedly agreed with the sentiment involved.

The most heinous attacks on our civilization have come from ink spilled by Cockbite's pen. Before even coming to office, he vanquished hundreds of thousands of hours of work that had been put in by concerned citizens, business leaders and policymakers which intended to take first steps toward moving people with sustainable technology between two of the most populous parts of the state. In true "conservative" fashion, there was to be a high speed rail link between Madison and Milwaukee, turning the metro areas which they encompass into a giant well-connected metroplex. Instead, we have more deeply entrenched ourselves in the antiquated system of individuals racing in their fossil fuel powered vehicles, continuing to pay exorbitant parking fees and having to endure the carnage involved in automobile accidents. The rail line that he put an end to had a double edged effect that cuts both into the heart of our people and the environment.

Traffic deaths are up in our state, nearly doubling the death rate of just a few years ago, simply because the same Cockbite that nixed the rail line has raised the highway speed limit by ten mile per hour. On the one hand, this Teathuglican leader saddled the state with the human costs of more accidents, just to shift dollars to the oil cartel. Traveling an extra ten miles per hour on the highway uses fifteen percent more fuel. Policy leaders have got to understand basic physics, they just don't care. Cockbite seems appropriate for those who would injure those safely at an anonymous distance, far afield for the enrichment of your own cronies, but the vast majority of Americans, and Wisconsinites particularly, think that is wrong. Government, as we envision it here, in Wisconsin, is to facilitate openness and local control above all else. Draconian, one size fits all, mandates from the state have crushing consequences across the board, trickling down across the broad spectrum of society. I digress, with purpose.

Another anti-Wisconsin move was to cut half the Game Wardens and reduce the fuel allotment of the remaining natural resources enforcement officers to half. Now the administration says fewer enforcement numbers are because of reduced crime. Facts being, that avid hunters and fisherpeople refuse to buy permits for a sham natural resources department and poach at will, bringing in even less money for programs. When people generally thought that DNR was doing the best they could under restricted budgets, people got permitted because they knew that there was a chance that they would be caught exceeding limits or poaching outright. Now, there is little fear of that. 75% less anyway.

Back to obfuscation. The reason that Governor Walker wanted to change the Wisconsin Ideal, was to shift focus of the entire UW System from openness to privatization. See, here in Wisconsin, we never minded paying for education, after all, future leaders are being cultured there. We want the average Wisconsinite to be aware of as much as they can benefit from. That is why the Wisconsin Idea came under attack. The current head of our government is slimier than mucous and lower than the most debased any of us can imagine. Every fiber of his being is sham. Beyond con-artist, he is cock bite.

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